Most of the time, making sense of Twitter feuds is like deliberately asking for a migraine. Teas are constantly spilled left and right, and all around, shameless sh*tposters run amuck 24/7. Blink, and you’ll most likely miss what niche meme everyone’s laughing about, or why the entire Twitterverse is trash-talking a problematic person. #cancelledt
The word “bardagulan” aptly captures this. The term comes from the Filipino word “bardagol” which pertains to a huge person, presumably of the perfect size to bully people around. Yep, we’re all just bullying each other online.
All of our bardagulan moments online have led us here: the first edition of Twitter’s Bardagulan Awards, or the #BARDYs. And who better to document all of our best cyberbullying moments each other than Satan himself? Yep, @ITSYABOISATANAS on Twitter is responsible for starting the whole thing and even compiling the list of nominees in an Oscars-esque fashion.
Currently, there are almost 30 nominees across 13 categories of the #BARDYs. We’re just going to let @ITSYABOISATANAS speak more about the categories and what each of them is for (we doubt we could do a better job than Satan anyway).
#BARDYs CATEGORY.
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) November 24, 2020
(Pakibasa nang maigi) pic.twitter.com/g5jx7DTRHC
Let’s give it up for the range of representation this award-giving body has! So who’s nominated for each so far?
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
Here are the nominees for the first category –Ratio'd Of The Year (ROTY) #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/EZ11OcmL4h
Here are the nominees for our second category for tonight aka The Lang Leav Award #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/XvbUTdeV1l
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
An homage for the twitter gays, here's the third category.
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
The Nominees for Best Picture #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/MTRgHMGFL7
Ma im sorry ma,,,, eto na yung nominees para sa fourth category #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/MrNKBrKvEn
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
It's time for our only foreign category for tonight
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
Here are the nominees for the International Feature Film #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/iO2Q2stF95
Here are the nominees for the People's Choice Award! #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/HhRMDiD2G7
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
The last category before tayo pumunta sa Daesang, Katumbas neto ang Rookie of The Year Award.
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
Here are the nominees for the Cannes'al Award #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/qzIYctXIRG
Gising na mga baklang kanal here are the nominees for Cinemalaria Best Picture #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/uUqq3hSBSO
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
MGA KAPITBAHAY AYAN NA DAESANG NA
— satan (@ITSYABOISATANAS) December 8, 2020
HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR THE BEST BARDAGULAN CLAPBACK (??) #BARDYs? pic.twitter.com/qfKcx3Gb4s
The #BARDYs are really out here giving us a hard time choosing who to vie for, but most importantly, keeping ourselves from having a major whiplash with all these past dramas — Twitter is a warzone with all these kalat.
We just have to say this, though: while these are all memorable feuds that are worth a laugh or two, we hope we’re still all in agreement to keep cyberbullying off of an already-toxic Twitter landscape. Schadenfreude might be the thing that Twitter does best — this is Satan that’s writing the nominees, after all — but it’s only funny when it doesn’t go too far. Deal? Deal.
While the #BARDYs are still lacking nominees in some key categories, we’re just here already hoping that there would actually be an awards show and that winners get to take home those phallic trophies in the photos. You know, Twitter prestige and all.